A Lady and a Dragon

The Tumblings of Lady Norbert, or Laura Klotz, or whatever she's calling herself today.
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spoopyflamealchemist:

The only version of this damn meme I wanna seeimageIs a happy Izumi Curtis

This is easily the worst meme I’ve ever seen on this site. I seriously mean that. I don’t have words to describe why.

I’ll be back in a few days, by which time I sincerely hope this is over. I’m not dealing with it.

(via svvanmills)

t-ardigrades:

nefertsukia:

spoopyflamealchemist:

The only version of this damn meme I wanna seeimageIs a happy Izumi Curtis

*right in the feels*

ARE YOU

No.

(via revolverwaffle)

cimantha:

drew my favorite repair girl in really cute clothes!!

outfit by fanimefashion

She looks extraordinarily like missriza

(via misshermitcrab)

Flora was away visiting St. Mystere during the events of PL vs AA.
Submitted by Nini (via tophatcanons)

View from my church this morning

abusemeanduseme:

hollyruston:

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

I will never not reblog this

I tried this today and 3 men stopped me to tell me how gorgeous I was.  POWER.

Clearly I am doing this wrong, because I keep trying it with no result. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS O WISE ONES.

(via juli-leben)

You have not lived until you’ve gotten into bed and realized that the dog threw up on the sheets while you were downstairs.

Three more days. My parents come home in three more days.